1 × web page handed to an AI
score
/100
Website analyzer
Paste a page's address. An AI analyzes what a search engine reads of it, counts its words, colours and typefaces, scores it out of 100 and roasts it. The analysis is free; the fixes are the full bill.
The roast and the score are free. The 8 written fixes: €9. websites roasted.
Works on a friend's site, a client's or a competitor's too: roast it, then send them the ticket.
ROASTED
What does the analyzer count?
The words read without JavaScript, the headings, the buttons, the images and those without a description, the forms, the scripts, the stylesheets and their weight, the colours, the typefaces, the smallest type size and the breakpoints. The figures feed the score and the bill.
What does the AI actually read?
What a search engine or a link preview reads: the title, the description, the headings, the buttons and the text of the page, with no JavaScript run. And its stylesheets: the colours, the typefaces, the type sizes, how it adapts to a phone. It does not look at a screenshot: it judges what the page declares. If the page is empty without JavaScript, that is the first line of the bill.
What is in the full bill?
Eight problems ordered by what they cost you, each with its fix written out (the new headline, the new button), plus three replacement headlines for your page. €9, once, delivered at once.
What if I want a human to handle it?
This site is made by Solar Beam Studio, a studio that designs and rebuilds websites. The link is at the foot of every bill.
The same tool, under other names: Roast my website · Website checker · Free website audit · Website review · Website grader